
But luckily, there are healthy, dirt-cheap foods out there that even I can afford. Sure, you've gotta make some compromises; you just can't eat optimally on a budget. But you can make a damn good stab at it. Not poor you say? Just looking to save some money on food to keep fueling your hookers and cocaine habit? No problem. I'm here to help. Here are 5 healthy, inexpensive foods that you can base your diet around.
1. Kale
$0.99/lb
$0.25/serving
Kale is everyone's darling health food. Some say it's even the most nutrient-dense food on the planet. I wouldn't go that far, but it's a great food nonetheless. Fiber, vitamin C, vitamin K, lutein, zeaxanthin, calcium... Kale covers all of your vegetable needs in one little package, and at a great price. It's versatile too. You can steam it and eat it on its own, put it in your eggs, add it to a smoothie, or use it in a stir fry. It works in everything. You can even eat it raw in a salad if you're up to it, although I personally don't like the taste unless it's cooked. But maybe that's just me. Give it a try! (If you really hate kale, substitute it with another green like swiss chard or collard greens, the difference is negligible.)